Monday, April 30, 2007

Minty-fresh addiction


It's hard to know how to feel about this.

Today we got a press kit with samples of Ariva and Stonewall, two new tobacco products. They are advertised as "Smokefree and discreet," which they are. They're essentially wintergreen-flavored tobacco lozenges, which dissolve completely in the mouth and require no spitting.

A Google search turned up an unsurprising controversy, dating back to the beginning of the century, when manufacturer Star Scientific was running the lozenges past the FDA. The standard complaints all seem to apply. Yes, they seem to be a safer alternative to smoking, and thus remove incentive to quit altogether. Yes, they are packaged like candy and can be used, undetected, by kids who know unscrupulous drugstore clerks. Sure, they could present a gateway to full-on tobacco addiction.

My policy regarding things that fit in my mouth and come in the mail is to ingest them, so I did. I am a smoker, after all, and my curiosity was piqued.


The thing is, the lozenge was pretty tasty and made my breath minty fresh, two things I could never say about cigarettes. It left a tingly feeling in my mouth and gave me just a slight stomachache - probably to be expected, since I've never used any kind of smokeless tobacco before.

The materials that came in the press kit say that one lozenge contains about the same amount of nicotine as a light cigarette, but only 20 percent of the nitrosamines (the carcinogenic component of tobacco) in even the lowest-nitrosamine smokeless alternative - so again, it's hard to know how to feel about them. If they were only available to people who offer sworn affidavits affirming that they're nicotine addicts, I think they would be great.


As it is, I'm just glad that they're not currently available anywhere closer than Littleton; we probably need some time to figure out how to keep non-affiants from getting their hands on them.

It's a musical Incoming!


Read about Pete Townshend's DNA music project, hear Avril Lavigne songs in Portugese and Japanese (and other languages), see who's covered LCD Soundsystem's "All My Friends" and more at Incoming! (scroll to bottom of page).

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

PowerPoint PWN3D

Yeah, no one needs to be told about The Onion anymore - I hope - but as a decade-long reader, I'm thrilled that in the last year or so they've opened up all their archives on the site. Today I mined this gem:

Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation

PORTLAND, OR-Ron Butler left behind a 48-slide presentation explaining his tragic decision, coworkers reported.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Incoming!


We haven't visited our pals at asap and their Incoming feature for a while. They're almost always good for a laugh.
What's up right now? Don't miss the reference to NYC's smoked-fish communty.
Nor the May time trivia.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Go ahead and Jump!


Time to tune up, dudes. The 5th annual U.S. Air Guitar Champtionships kick off in June. The competition stops in 14 cities, but nothing here. Not even close. We play too much nonair guitar, I guess.

The best part: Bjorn Turoque, star of "Air Guitar Nation" and author of "To Air is Human" is MC. Who the heck knew?!?

Plan your summer vacation around this tour:

June 6 Washington, DC
June 7 New York City
June 8 Boston
June 13 Cleveland
June 14 Columbus
June 15 Chicago
June 16 Minneapolis
June 20 Dallas
June 21 Austin
June 22 Houston
June 23 New Orleans
June 27 San Jose
June 28 San Francisco
June 29 Los Angeles

One winner from each city, along with the top three winners from the online competition, and defending champ Hot Lixx Hulahan will be flown to New York City in August for the championship.

The 2007 U.S. Champ will then be sent to Oulu, Finland, in September to represent the USA in the World Championships.

What's on the set list? In Round 1, each competitor performs to a song of their own choosing. In Round 2, the top competitors from Round 1 perform to a surprise compulsory song. Full songs? Nope. Contestants perform for one minute of a song and are judged on a combination of technical merit, stage presence, and “airness." All guitars must be invisible.

DON'T MISS THIS: "Air Guitar Nation," an award-winning documentary about US Air Guitar is in theaters nationwide through spring.

OR THIS: US Air Guitar is devoted to taking our nation's unofficial pastime out of the bedroom and putting it up on the world stage.

Friday, April 20, 2007

I scream, You scream!!

for 31-cent ice cream!

Yep, the scoopers at Baskin-Robbins are kicking off summer a bit early - but in a great way: 31-cent ice cream. May 2 from 5 to 10 p.m. Ink it, baby!

Where?

++ 1534 N. Circle Drive
++ 3865 E. Pikes Peak Ave.
++ 4845 N. Academy Blvd.
++ 7489 N. Academy Blvd.
++ 6048 Stetson Hills Blvd.

B-R also is donating $100,000 to the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation, a group that honors fallen firefighters and their families.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Party with Mrs. Brady!

Today's ominous e-mail:

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Music superstars Third Eye Blind, Duncan Sheik, Lesley Gore, moe., and Florence Henderson are kicking off a series of exclusive after-concert parties benefiting LIFEbeat, the Music Industry Fights AIDS. By making a donation to the charity, a limited number of concert-goers and fans have the opportunity to join the stars at their official AfterParty as they mingle with celebrities and industry bigwigs, enjoy complimentary cocktails, and party like a rock star --- while making a difference in the fight against AIDS.
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All right, so it sounds like a tremendous cause, and a glance at their event calendar shows that there are some impressive artists on board, but that list is less than awe-inspiring - especially in New York City, which I understand is lousy with real celebrities.

For a trippy good time, checkout flohome.com, Ms. Henderson's Web site, whence that photo came.

Oh, and before you worry yourself to death trying to remember (or click over to Google or something), Lesley Gore sang "It's My Party." Word.