Two lessons

1) There are absolutely laws of physics that prevent journalists from passing up "nine lives" ledes when writing about improbable cat adventures.
2) Zombies + kitties = awesome.

There's probably some kind of lesson in there about keeping track of your cat's whereabouts and/or double-checking your luggage, but dispensing practical advice isn't really our gig.

Thanks to alert birthday boy Andy W. Here's the whole story.