You, sir, are a poopypants

Sure, the presidential campaign is heating up, but at least we can always count on the press to keep a level head, deliver important information, and present us occasionally with careful, considered and respectful opinions.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Suddenly I got this odd feeling like I hate everyone.

Hungry for "hay-soos"?

The gravy parted and Jesus appeared.




So says a woman who saw the image of Jesus on her HungryMan salisbury steak dinner (in photo) and is auctioning said dinner on eBay. The money is said to go to charity. Last we checked bidding was $157.50.
Check it out here.

The "hay-soos" reference is a shout-out to Dilbert. Creator Scott Adams had a character last week or so named Jesus, pronounced hay-soos, who performed miracles in the office. Adams caught some flak for the strip running so close to Easter.

A couple of co-workers say this Salisbury Jesus looks more like Salisbury Satan if you stare at it too long. Beware, he's a crafty one.