As promised...

...luchador goodness. At the risk of blowing my own (air) horn, damn that's hot.

What I didn't promise, because I didn't yet know about it, was this video featuring Bill and me. I'm the big quiet one.

Vive le resistance!

As the proud new owner of a Super Nintendo, I couldn't not pass on this video from College Humor, about the limitations of Mario villains.

As someone who's been playing Mario 3 for the last week, I don't necessarily agree with their conclusion. If the baddies were intelligent, that game would be practically impossible. Dag!

ps. This year's college freshmen were born in 1990, one year before the SNES. Which means you're old, is I guess what I'm saying.

Regrettable

I was just revisiting an old (old) favorite, the Gallery of Regrettable Food, which produced the marvel above. Worth spending a bit of time with - there's a lot of hilarious stuff there.

In other news, in today's Gazette you can read my review of a useful but spastic-looking shlepping tool, and tomorrow you can see me in a luchador mask, in some very prominent location (quite possibly A1). I'm quickly becoming the paper's go-to guy for shamelessness.

Thank you for being a friend

RIP Estelle Getty.

I'll take three

Thomas Kinkade + NASCAR = best thing ever. I had to go to the Web site just because I figured it was a misinterpreted Onion fake.

Next, I hope Kinkade will move on to a series of Calvin peeing on things.