All right, I'll admit it's kind of a good idea - though I'll probably wait for the World Series:
Clinic wants to be 'snip city' at NCAA tourney time
SPRINGFIELD, Oregon (AP) -- For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball's March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: Why not use that time to recover from a vasectomy?
Need an excuse to stay home and watch March Madness? An Oregon clinic suggests a vasectomy.
"When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen," the clinic's radio ad says. "Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city."
The full story goes on to describe the care package they're throwing in, which includes a bag of frozen peas.