Today's life lesson comes from the headline: Judge Wants More Info on Foxy's Ear Woes. The takeaway? Everything is funnier if your name is Foxy.
On another note, I sometimes take a moment to reflect on humorously worded subject lines to pornographic spam e-mails. Today I got this message: Roger H. Ide Organ Recital on Feb. 10. It turned out to be from my alma mater, trying to get me to come to an actual organ recital, but I got a good half-second giggle in before I realized that.