The headline drew me in:
Czech castration raises worries
As it happens, the story is one of those really interesting, ethically tricky ones, about treating sex offenders with surgical castration. This, though, is the Porkchop blog, so my question is a different one:
If you were to sing the words "Czech castration" to the tune of a popular song, which would be funniest?
(A) "Good Vibrations"
(B) "New Sensation"
(D) "Just My Imagination"
My answer is (A), so long as you use it to replace the word "excitations." I'm open to other suggestions, though.