"Lyricist Hy Zaret, who wrote the haunting words to 'Unchained Melody,' one of the most frequently recorded songs of the 20th century, has died at age 99."
I can't say I didn't see it coming. After all, he had hungered for your touch a long, lonely time.
Meanwhile - have you ever paid attention to the subject lines of the... erm... adult spam e-mails you get? I always do, because they're usually pretty funny. Today I got one advertising an "appealing flu prostitute."