Valentine's Day seems to bring out the worst press releases ever. Some are such a s-t-r-e-t-c-h.
Here's today's fav:
"Win the heart of loved ones this Valentine’s Day with the following gift ideas that would even make Cupid jealous!
"FIX IT AND SAY - I LOVE YOU
Valentine’s Day is a great way to show you care – from fixing that shelf to a general repair Mighty Putty is a powerful bonding epoxy stick that can help fix virtually any household item or surface. ... "
Yeah, nothing says "I love you" like Mighty Putty. I can't wait to get married.