PowerPoint PWN3D

Yeah, no one needs to be told about The Onion anymore - I hope - but as a decade-long reader, I'm thrilled that in the last year or so they've opened up all their archives on the site. Today I mined this gem:

Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation

PORTLAND, OR-Ron Butler left behind a 48-slide presentation explaining his tragic decision, coworkers reported.