Yes, picking on Faxes and teh Internets is fun, but sometimes one can find humor in his own backyard. Or the supply cabinet behind his chair, as it were. Behold this description on our canister of One Step screen cleaners:
"OneStep wipes are premoistened with a special non-streaking cleaning and antistatic solution that works quickly and evaporates in seconds. The result is the most convenient one-step screen cleaning system available."
"Wow!," I thought. "Lab-bound scientists are working around the clock to get me the latest in screen-cleaning technology!"
Then I saw the sole ingredient: Isopropyl Alcohol.