Tuesday, May 15, 2007

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...

Captain Attractions?

This new tourism mascot is touted as the "hero of fun loving boys and girls, the buster of boredom, the blaster of the summertime blues and an all around great guy."

If you see him, utter the secret phrase -- “I love having fun in my own backyard!” --and he will give you two free passes to a Pikes Peak Country Association Attraction.

See him or avoid him:
Saturday May 12
10:00 – 11:00 AM Garden of the Gods visitor center
11:30 – 12:30 PM Garden of the Gods Trading Post
1:30 – 2:30 PM Cheyenne Mountain Zoo

Saturday May 19
12:00 - 2:00 PM Royal Gorge Bridge and Park
2:15- 3:30 PM Buckskin Joe’s Frontier Town & Railway

Territory Days, May 26-28
Springspree, June 16

Who's the best match-up for Captain Attractions? Catwoman? Joker?


Christopher Short said...

General Boredom, of course.

Dena Rosenberry said...

Lex Lethargy
(hey, my word verification code is ffkucr - what are you trying to say?)

Christopher Short said...

Reminds me of the SNL sketch with Cameron Diaz. A kids' show with characters like Fred Friendship and Umberto Unity. They all had their initials on their sweaters... hilarity ensued.