Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Is your husband gay?
I get these press releases all the time from "infidelity expert" Ruth Houston, author of "Is He Cheating on You? 829 Telltale Signs."
829. Not 828 or 830. 829 telltale signs.
The release says that list includes "practically every known sign of infidelity."
But wait! There's More!
If you go to Ruth's site, infidelityadvice.com, you can learn:
"Why the wife of a gay husband is usually the last to know."
"A discreet, but accurate, 3-step method to find out if your husband is gay."
"What percentage of gay men in America are in heterosexual marriages."
Don't laugh. We got that press release about the tobacco lozenges and know Christopher is choosing them over ciggies.
Maybe going to Ruth's Web site will give some reader insight. Or maybe just a giggle.